reblog Jun 20th

reblog Jun 20th

reblog Jun 20th

creamedmyants:

iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE

(via revolvingassbutts)

reblog Jun 20th

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

that kind of spelling disappoints your mother

(via weeoom)

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reblog Jun 20th

reblog Jun 20th

reblog Jun 20th

phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat. 

oh my god

(via cas-why-the-wormstache)

reblog Jun 20th

reblog Jun 20th

reblog Jun 20th

writeroost:

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

everyone calls it dayblogging but really it’s the australians nightblogging

everything is the australians

reblog Jun 20th

reblog Jun 20th

linear-relationships:

servantofsadako:

sheepishfox:

what if hannibal met gordon ramsay

MY GRANDMOTHER COULD COOK ME BETTER THAN YOU’RE COOKING ME.

*spits out drink*

(via shhhdoctorwhoison)

reblog Jun 20th

kazuha159:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

what if the dark was a conscious being 

like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug

you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice

i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem

Oh my god.

(via shhhdoctorwhoison)

reblog Jun 20th

uhuran:

what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office

(Source: kenway, via fishfingersandsons)